The Human Survival Box: Couch, Fur, Litter & Mess Defense Kit

For the humans. You live with cats. You deserve this.

Fur on the couch. Claws on the armrest. Kibble on the floor. Something in the litter box. The crew caused all of it, so the crew packed the fix: everything to keep the house looking like humans live there too.

What's in the box

• Mugi's Couch Defense: a quilted sofa protector that covers the seat, back and armrests. Pick your colour and couch size
• The Tail Scoop: a cat-tail litter scoop with its own caddy, in calico or sunny yellow
• Reusable Pet Hair Remover: roll it over the couch, clothes and car seats, then empty it. No sticky sheets
• Self-Cleaning Slicker Brush: brush the cat, press the button, and the fur drops off
• Miso's Crumb Catcher: an absorbent, quick-dry feeding mat for the kibble crime scene
• BONUS: The No-Fuzz Paper Bag: a big kraft paper bag, so the cat has somewhere to be while you take the couch back. Cut the handles off first

Mugi's verdict: "You can have the couch back. Kidding."

📦 Ships free in the US. Measure your seat width before you order.