The Pink Sage Mug: You Are My Available Human
11oz
$19.99
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The Pink Sage Mug: You Are My Available Human
$19.99
Ships in 7-14 business days
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"You are not my favorite human. You are my available human."
— The Pink Sage 🐾
The Pink Sage is a fuzzy pink tube of zen cat wisdom. It does not love you. It tolerates you, which, frankly, is the highest honor a cat-adjacent being can give. Sip your coffee and reflect on your availability.
You get: one 11oz (0.33 l) white ceramic mug with a wraparound print. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Durable white ceramic so the print really pops
- Comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish
- Lead and BPA-free
Printed to order just for you. Ships in 7–14 business days.
Wise words. Furry teachings.
More wisdom: see all Pink Sage mugs
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